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that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
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- before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
- when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body
